OMG OMG OMG I need to learn how to do cross-stitch or needle point or whatever this is, just so I can steal this idea and make one for myself!
I found this on www.reddit.com... my new obsession. Also, this will make no sense to you unless you have seen The IT Crowd. Please see The IT Crowd. Please. Don't do it for me... do it for you :)
Here, I'll even introduce you... meet Roy, Moss and Jen: